holisticallydetecting: (grinning to himself)
Dirk Gently: Holistic Detective ([personal profile] holisticallydetecting) wrote2018-01-07 02:42 pm
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IC Inbox - Mask Or Menace




 Hello? Right - yes - sorry, you've reached my voicemail. I'm not here at the moment. Or I am here, but am very busy. If this is about a case, please leave all your details and I will get back to you as soon as possible, though I might be there already.




beep!
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holisticallydetecting: (Default)

Replying by leaving a voicemail later

[personal profile] holisticallydetecting 2018-01-28 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Luuuciiiiiiiinnaaa~

Hhiiiiii

It's Dirk. Thank you for your letter, it was very nice. I don't know if I am adjusting, really, because I pretty much have absolutely no idea what's going on literally any of the time? Also one of my only friends here went a bit mad and turned a lot of people into trees.

It's all a bit depressing, really.

How are you?
fauxmarth: (it is you who dealt it)

aaaand a call 3m later

[personal profile] fauxmarth 2018-01-28 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
--rk? Hello? Or is it the message again...
holisticallydetecting: (Default)

Re: aaaand a call 3m later

[personal profile] holisticallydetecting 2018-01-28 02:14 am (UTC)(link)

Hiii!! No!! I mean- yes, this is me, and no, this isn't the answering message.

Probably.

It would be a very weird message, if it was. How are you?

fauxmarth: (i mean. ok. but like. uh.)

[personal profile] fauxmarth 2018-01-28 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! Hello! [RELIEF.] Forgive me, I just...barely missed responding to your first call. I'm still not fast at responding to these things.

I, I'm...I'm fine, thank you. Unharmed. Despite...the dreadful circumstances.

[a hesitation.]

I'm...sorry. I attempted to stop him, but... Well.
holisticallydetecting: (horrified)

[personal profile] holisticallydetecting 2018-01-29 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
In my experience, there's often not a lot one can do to stop rampaging magical people from killing or hurting a lot of other people. That's just not usually how things work. But he was stopped eventually, and you aren't dead, so really, it didn't turn out that bad.

As far as it comes to you, anyway.

I do feel very bad about Archie. He didn't seem like someone who would do that sort of thing. He doesn't even run a cult, does he?
fauxmarth: (makes uncomfortable noise)

[personal profile] fauxmarth 2018-01-30 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
N...no, not that I was aware of. [...] I...was told he was a criminal of sorts, back before this world. But I don't think that accounts for what madness overtook him.

At least...that's my feeling. Yet I admit to not knowing him long enough to be so certain.
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